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I went to the auto store to buy some high heat engine paint. I bought 2 cans of Hemi orange to paint my sons engine block and paid for it at the counter. The guy says we don't sell much of the Hemi orange and I told him it added 25 HP to the motor He asked me to try Chevy orange and see if that increased the power more. I told him every time I saw Chevy orange it always had a puddle of oil under it He did'nt like the humor. But I thought it was funny

 

Proof?

Even a broken watch is right twice a day.....

 

Just what I thought. Orange even looks the fastest.

 

14.5 someone cant drive

 

Look at the name... "Hemi Orange". Clearly this means that the paint itself is powered by a Hemi and therefore you get double-hemi action, hence the fastest.

 

Is that Hemi Orange, or Mango Orange? If you paint a car Mango will you be more fruity?

 

The black one went by so fast it couldnt be seen by the naked eye...

 

I dunno about that. At one of the car-gathering places we went to Friday night, a black one was parked in a corner, kind of out of the light. Most people couldn't really see it, so they ignored it (although my wife and I, equipped with Challenger Vision that's available in the Amazing Future World of 2009, did realize that it was one of those quaint, turn-of-the-century 08s, the horseless carriage of the Modern Challenger Era, and briefly stopped to gaze on its rather primitive technology and strange, carbon-based stripes instead of Modern Vinyl). Instead, the crowd, like moths to a flame, were drawn the blinding light of The Great White 09. So dense was the crowd that The Great White had to remain perfectly stationary, lest scores of lookers-on be crushed beneath its 17-inch SE-quality wheels.

 

Lol andre don't you mean "Go Mango" ?