How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

Top 30 ways to tell if your Challenger has too much Horsepower:

1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers.

2. You can't drive your car in the rain.

3. Your "significant other" is afraid to drive your car.

4. You are afraid to drive your car.

5. You spend more on tires than on food.

6. You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.

7. You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the
dash.

8. You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the hamper.

9. You have to go to the track to buy gas.

10. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.

11. Jacques Villeneuve and Michael Schumacher wave you by.

12. You can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

13. You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office.

14. Red signal lights shift to green as you're approaching then shift back to
red as you're receding.

15. You arrive somewhere before you left.

16. You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if
"they can look under the hood."

17. You remove the Kicker stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight.

18. You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge.

19. You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in
the Cannonball Run.

20. Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the
car.

22. You need parachute braking.

23. "Significant other" won't even ride in the car.

24. There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 AM.

25. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is
opened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...)

26. Family photos throughout the house are replaced with ife-sized posters of
your car.

27. Fuel is delivered to your home- in 55 gallon drums!

28. You carry earplugs in your car (doesn't everybody?)

29. The only spot on the car which receives any regular cleaning is the
windshield. (what else is there to clean?)

30. You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph.
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RE: How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

That Kicker thing is funny cause half the time it's true!:D

That was some GOLD right there Cuda340. I about wet myself on some of those.

RE: How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

good stuff

RE: How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

That was really funny..........wait, some of those are true!:D

RE: How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

Another joke:

Q: How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: I'm going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

:D

RE: How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

Speaking of car salesmen.....

Go to "You Tube" http://www.youtube.com
and do a search for "Badger car salesman"
Well worth a look..........

RE: How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

If you have to get clearance to LAND . You've got too much power !

RE: How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

lol!!!

RE: How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

If your car is getting your there before you knew you even wanted to go there, you might have too much HP.

RE: How to Tell if Your Challenger has too much HP
 

If it's Hemi Orange and has a Confederate flag on the roof, you may have too much HP. :D

Where's Daisy ;)