Idaho temperatures
 

My dad sent me this one. i'm in Idaho Falls, ID.:)

Winter Temperatures

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Idaho plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Idaho sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Idaho drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Idaho gets "thicker".

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Idaho Falls people close their windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Blackfoot get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Idaho are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Pocatello people get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Idaho start saying...'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Idaho public schools will open 2 hours late.
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RE: Idaho temperatures
 

Now that is funny. Sounds like you could freeze your goobers in Idaho and still enjoy it.

RE: Idaho temperatures
 

What do you have against us floridans ?[:@]

RE: Idaho temperatures
 

Them people from Idaho are made from some sturdy stuff sounds like!:D

RE: Idaho temperatures
 

Hey I didn't come up with it some other guy (not my dad) did.
my dad gets all these funny e-mails from guys at work.
so i'm not bashing anyone.[sm=itsok.gif]

RE: Idaho temperatures
 

It's called a joke son, you're supposed to laugh. The joke is your so used to warm temperatures that their weather would drive you crazy since Florida has the reputation of being extremely hot and humid vs. Idaho is much cooler throughout most of the year.

RE: Idaho temperatures
 

sorry, it the fact i can't hear ur voice. but hey im 13. you guys a least have a few decades on me.(no offense.)[sm=smiley20.gif]
you guys know a joke when u see one.