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This is funny! Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into The woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then He helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is suchan interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."! At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the wo ods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt |
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LOL thats a good one!
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I have heard that one before. I smile every time I read it.
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LOL! Good one. She shot herself in the foot with that one.
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Funny I like that.
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God between these little museings and all the religious BS spewed forth , this is no doubt THE worst car forum in the history of forums.
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:eek::eek: Then why are you here?
ORIGINAL: Erik M3 God between these little museings and all the religious BS spewed forth , this is no doubt THE worst car forum in the history of forums. |
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ORIGINAL: Paladin06 :eek::eek: Then why are you here? Maybe he got lost going to the M3 forums? |
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I pray you find God before you leave this earth.
Notice I said, God and not religion. Man made religion not God, I just chose to follow God using a religion that follows what the Bible teaches and there are several there is not just one. There will come a time in your life, when things will be bad (tragic or bad accident, illness, death of a family member or a close friend, financial disaster,etc.). If you know him, he will help and comfort you and get you throught it. If you do not know him, you will question the meaning of life and why you even exist. Erik M3 I pray you find him before tough times hit. My guess is God may be speaking to you right now but you are being rebellious, but please listen to him. May God bless you and your family. |
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Wow now there is some troll bait!
J29:11 very kind words |
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