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:D

This is funny!



Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into The woods with
Aunt Jane.



I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then He helped
her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then
Aunt Jane........"



At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is suchan
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!



At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the wo ods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy
started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy
was in the Army."



Moral:

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt

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LOL thats a good one!

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I have heard that one before. I smile every time I read it.

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LOL! Good one. She shot herself in the foot with that one.

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Funny I like that.

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God between these little museings and all the religious BS spewed forth , this is no doubt THE worst car forum in the history of forums.

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:eek::eek: Then why are you here?

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Maybe he got lost going to the M3 forums?

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I pray you find God before you leave this earth.

Notice I said, God and not religion. Man made religion not God, I just chose to follow God using a religion that follows what the Bible teaches
and there are several there is not just one.

There will come a time in your life, when things will be bad (tragic or bad accident, illness, death of a family member or a close friend, financial disaster,etc.).

If you know him, he will help and comfort you and get you throught it. If you do not know him, you will question the meaning of life and why you even exist.

Erik M3 I pray you find him before tough times hit.

My guess is God may be speaking to you right now but you are being rebellious, but please listen to him.

May God bless you and your family.

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Wow now there is some troll bait!


J29:11 very kind words

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Very nice Jerry and well said. I am a spiritual person actually, esp when I am doing 100 MPH thru traffic on one of my bikes and someone pulls out in front of me :)
I have been thru the lowest of lows in my life ,my parents were killed when I was a child, and the highest of highs, graduateing medical school, saving lives, seeing my wife deliver our two children, not to mention screwing over a ton of people to get my Duc 1098 S FIRST HAHA. I work in an urban ER so I see tragedy on a unimaginable scale almost daily. before this I was a doc in a Childrens ER, you dont even want to know about those days. The cruelty of humans is mind boggling.

ALL this added up to my freedom from religious views. Just look at the Middle East. I live my life according to KARMA and the mantra of DO NO HARM. If others do as I do, this world would be a hell of a lot better place.

You sound like a good man though Jerry and your family is fortunate to have a leader such as your self.

I do have to admit to you though that your horn thread was retarded. Once I get all my mods done and my full exhaust, the horn will be my gas pedal.

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Erick M3 you have that choice of freedom from religion and I have not seen anyone give you grief for it. By the same token you seem to look for an in to bash or question someone of faith. I believe your looking for an argument. Too bad, most on this site will just overlook your attempts at religious baiting. You would serve yourself right to live and let live. I have a right to freedom OF religion and I will exercise that right. I don't need to brag about my degrees or educational indicators to prove my intellect. I will leave that up to the folks I talk to on this forum to make up for themselves. But remember, they are also reading what you post and making up their minds on you. But you have a nice day and I hope you stop and think a little before you post.

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Erik M3 - You have to understand that I have been on this forum almost from day one. RLSH700 and I try to do our best to keep discussions on this forum going by sometimes
introducing articles and topics of general interest. This forum has seen it's ups and downs in terms of activity.

Right now I am doing my best to constantly posting stuff to keep people interested.

If you do not like a post, don't bother in replying. If the post topic is bad, it will wither on it's own.

You don't have to admit anything to me. This basically says that everybody on that post made a mistake by replying.

Here is a good saying you may not have heard and it a good rule to follow:

If someone doesn't have anything good to say about somebody then don't say anything.


Some people like to customize their horns and that is who the post was for.

P.S. - Thanks for the compliment.

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Jeremiah, I don't post a lot, but I read everything. I really enjoy this forum -- you seem to be more accomodating than many, while keeping the focus on what we are all truly interested in -- keep up the good work!

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Thanks sirmagnum, it is nice to be appreciated once in a while.