I have to admit if it wasn't for my wife I'd weigh about 90 lbs. (all I can cook is microwave popcorn), And I would just go to Goodwill for clean clothes (but I can fix a broken washing machine), luckily we have an icemaker, I am almost house trained (paper, seat, aim!-paper, seat, aim!),I AM GOOD AT THE HAMPER THING!, uh dishes?....what dishes?, I have been known to suffer from control of the remote trauma, QUIT MOVING THINGS YOU'RE SCREWING UP MY FILING SYSTEM!, I thought sex WAS a substitute for flowers!, I am missing the ask for directions gene, OK honey watch the rims......... CUT IT HARD! CUT IT HARD! WATCH THE DAMNED RIMS!, mom's psyco, not a problem!, I'll just sit here on this bench (watch chicks) while you shop, Hey it's early alzheimers! Wow! Tuition is going to be expensive!