ORIGINAL: Jeremiah 29:11

Subject: a little girl


You've got to love this little girl. What a fine woman/wife she'll make!

A teacher asked her class, what do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.