Naw dude, Canadia (SIC), is almost like Maine. And do you know how long it took to become limber enough to get my head up here. I'm not changing my view for such a blunt request.

I've got family from, and I went to school in, so I get a little lee way if I offend with this gem; but Canada is like the West Virginia to Virginia. You guys decided to be not us. And that's almost respectable.

You'll always be my 51st state, so when you're ready for admission to our union, just renounce your evil socialist ways ; and you got my vote first and forehand.

Hell, I'll even let you guys bring frog in, figure the Cajuns speak some iteration of it.

Canada can't be bad if they make Challengers there!