ORIGINAL: MGDMike
LOL! Oh the horror of your life must be great!
Well, its not as bad as when I had Beyonce and Hedi Klum stalking me at the same time. I had to let them down gently

. I cant be held down right now. But hey they married so they recovered. I was worried about them for a while, I didn't now if then would ever get over me

. In fact the break up with these women was like this commerical (aside from the falling and getting hit in the head part).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqEcwm3PVVA