ORIGINAL: BootCamp
LOL!
But let's all be real here, .........
Would ANYONE here have a shot anyway? ....and I'm not talking about the steak or Challenger.
Well, with that attitude you'll never have a shot. Perhaps if I could get her drunk enough, and get her to a Vegas Chapel...

Just kidding, I have more class than that.
This reminds me of an episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun
ORIGINAL: Harry
"At one point in my life I used to think about being the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, but then there are questions you have to ask yourself, like: Have I been offered this job?"