Mopar2ya,
I have consulted everyone I can think of and STILL no simple answer has made you happy! This is not all my fault you know! Testers made the stuff!

Perhaps I should draw on the wisdom of my dear departed grandfather. One night when I was 5 or 6 I was feeling really down. My father was not home and all I had was my grand parents to talk to. Old men are wise, make no mistake. I just think he had other things on his mind.

He sat in front of the TV (black and white) and acted as if he pondered all the problems I laid out with great care. When I was done he we sat in silence… must have been 10 minutes… I was dying to hear what he had to say. And then he spoke. He said “Billy”, because my middle name is William… “Billy” he said “Yes grandfather” I replied. Then he stood up and said “I think I’ll go upstairs and f—k your grandma”

Feel better?