ORIGINAL: RoswellGrey
A guy I work with just bought a solid black 08 Accord. Beautiful car, which, naturally, he's very proud of. When he showed it to me last night (it was right outside our building), I, of course, told him, "Say, when I get my 09 Challenger, would you park around the block or something? I don't want mine near an old car like that."
I think a swift kick in the b@**s would have been a little more subtle.