Kinda like one of those cooking shows....
Add a little throttle, and find a wall to scrub....Bake tires until good and melted, making sure not to over turn the vehicle until one side is going at least 140 mph. Add one insane grin and turn wheels very fast "BAM" all done :-Þ

You know Chris, I do have a big enough room if you change your mind. I would gladly pay the airmail to ship you down bro. I know its a matter of time / timing as well.
Without you there who will keep me out of trouble?