Good Grief! Talk about a sensitive sensor. Can you imagine what his call to the insurance company sounded like? "Yeah, yeah an old lady hit my SL500 with her bag and the air bag deployed." "Sure she did, and I'm a nobody moderator on a chat forum using a confusing title name making up corny jokes." "I'm serious, she wacked it and it deployed." "Okay, we'll fix it, just let me call my superior...Yes sir, we have someone attempting an insurance fraud. Go ahead and call a good lawyer, try Billy Flynn."
