My best one so far:

Dropping my boy off at an after school program. I was met halfway across the parking lot by a hairdresser who had left her client in the chair to come out and see the car. Described "Looked like a hot wheels car or something. Had to see what it was." She asked "Did you have a hot wheels track when you were a kid?" I replied "The biggest in the neighborhood." She said "Yeah, you look like a Hot Wheels guy!"

Thank You Miss

Fitz