Old Dec 4, 2008 | 07:16 PM
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Default RE: window drop feature when opening the doors

9:11 pm GMT, 18 degrees.
I think this was what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Idaho temperatures.
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Idaho plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Idaho sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Idaho drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Idaho gets "thicker".

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Idaho Falls people close their windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Blackfoot get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Idaho are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Pocatello people get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Idaho start saying...'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Idaho public schools will open 2 hours late.
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