Beating? What are you, 15 or 16 now?
You're too old for beatings.
Our kids are 23, 21, 19, 18, 14, and 12 - and I can't remember the last time I gave ANY of them a beating.

Nah, Dad will get ya where it counts......
He'll take away your cell phone and ipod for a week. You'll be "drooling-crazy" in two days without 'em.
Isn't THAT worse than a beating?
LMAO!!!