Not to contribute to anyone's delinquency but got a great story along these lines. I worked with a guy that tended bar through college in Philly. They always have a couple drinks after closing and he gets followed leaving the bar and then pulled over right as he got to his apartment. Tells the cop I left my license upstairs...I'll run and get it. Wakes his girlfriend up, says witness this, and does 3-4 quick shots of whatever liquor he had on hand. Gets down to the cop & tells her...whew, I hope you don't mind but I got so nervous from getting pulled over I had to down a few shots. What seems to be the problem?