MotorCop, I've found the best way to avoid a midlife crisis is by being a professional juvenile. Admittedly, this does take something away from any career you may follow -- like potential advancement up the corporate ladder -- but it IS a lot of fun! You get to do things like hang around web forums speculating about things that only time will tell. Oh...and for the eight-track soundtrack to life, make it Ike and Tina Turner's "What You Hear is What You Get," "Diana Ross and the Supremes' Greatest Hits," and anything by Mountain and Black Oak Arkansas. And throw in Mason Proffitt's "Two Hangmen" just for laughs.
