Funny car stuff
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RE: Funny car stuff
A 2006 study by Texas A&M University found that the average
American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study by the American Beer Institute found that
Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles
per gallon - not bad...
American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study by the American Beer Institute found that
Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles
per gallon - not bad...
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This is funny. This lady lives close to my neighborhood and I always catch her in her vehicle and she is hard to miss.
I thinks she drives it because either she is a big fan of Barbie or like a lot of rich ladies wants to be Barbie.
What do you think?
Yes, she has blond hair.
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I thinks she drives it because either she is a big fan of Barbie or like a lot of rich ladies wants to be Barbie.
What do you think?
Yes, she has blond hair.
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These are very appropriate about now with our gas prices.
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For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.
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RE: Funny car stuff
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RE: Funny car stuff
The final few funnies.
I hope these brougth a smile to you today. We all need a little humor in our lives.
Have a great Memorial Day Weekend!
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I hope these brougth a smile to you today. We all need a little humor in our lives.
Have a great Memorial Day Weekend!
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For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.
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You know some one should make a dog translator.
You go up to a dog. At first it will just be " Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark."
But then it changes to what he/she is really saying. Which is something like this.
"Hey... hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
Think about it. Say it a bit fast, and in a anoying dog voice.[sm=roll.gif]
You go up to a dog. At first it will just be " Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark."
But then it changes to what he/she is really saying. Which is something like this.
"Hey... hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
Think about it. Say it a bit fast, and in a anoying dog voice.[sm=roll.gif]