The weather last night was beautiful, so I decided to take my son to soccer practice with my Challenger. So, after removing the car cover, I went inside to get my keys. I discovered that they were missing! I spent 2 hours searching for them to no avail. I couldn't use my spare because it didn't have the security lock key on the ring. So, we were grounded and I had to take my beater car.

When I came home from soccer, I turned the house upside down looking for those damn keys. Nothing. Finally, my wife comes home and I ask her if she has seen them. She says. "No, but have you seen my manual can opener?" I said, "What does that have to do with my keys?" She said that last week I threatened to hide her manual can opener because she wasn't using the new electric under-the-counter can opener that I installed in the kitchen. So, when she couldn't find her can opener, she retaliated and hid my keys in the dining room hutch.

I told her that I didn't hide her damn can opener and that it was in the 4th drawer of her kitchen cabinet (she usually stores it in the second drawer). She quickly apologized, but still thought that it was funny that I spent 3 hrs. looking for my keys.

I was glad to get my keys back was was stilled very pis--d.

Isn't it a major violation to keep a man from his Challenger? Is this grounds for a divorce?

 

She’s very lucky you are an understanding individual as that would be grounds for “Justifiable Homicide” in many states…………….

 

Looks like there needs to be some counseling. It's almost un-American to keep a man from his Challenger.

 

I cast one vote for Challenger justice... if I only knew what that was?

 

Tell her to apologize to you in the back seat.