Idaho temperatures
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My dad sent me this one. i'm in Idaho Falls, ID.
Winter Temperatures
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Idaho plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Idaho sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Idaho drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Idaho gets "thicker".
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Idaho Falls people close their windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Blackfoot get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Idaho are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Pocatello people get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Idaho start saying...'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Idaho public schools will open 2 hours late.
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Winter Temperatures
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Idaho plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Idaho sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Idaho drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Idaho gets "thicker".
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Idaho Falls people close their windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Blackfoot get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Idaho are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Pocatello people get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Idaho start saying...'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Idaho public schools will open 2 hours late.
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RE: Idaho temperatures
Now that is funny. Sounds like you could freeze your goobers in Idaho and still enjoy it.
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What do you have against us floridans ?[:@]
What do you have against us floridans ?[:@]
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