A man in a Challenger SRT stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up next to him. The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring look at the inside of the Challenger and tells the driver that he has a really hot car. Well, the light turned green so the driver of the Challenger decides to show off and does a burnout and leaves the guy on the scooter in the dust. Then, all of a sudden, he sees the scooter zip on past him. So, to teach him a lesson, the Challenger driver floors it again and blows past the guy on the scooter. A few seconds later, he again sees the scooter zip on past him. So now he's really pissed that that scooter keeps passing him so he floors it until he is going 170 mph. He thinks to himself that there would be no way that scooter could catch him now, but then looks in the rear view mirror and sees that scooter starting to catch up. He then decides to find out what that scooter really is and slams on his brakes. Then the scooter crashes into the Challenger! After the dust settled, the Challenger driver sees the scooter driver lying in the road and goes over to him and asks how he could go as fast as theSRT on a little wimpy scooter. The dying man replied, "I can't really, but my suspenders were caught on your side mirror...."




One day, Jimmy knocks on the door of a home in a nice neighborhood. The lady of the house answers. 'Pardon me Ma' am' , Jimmy says, 'I'm out of work and looking for any odd jobs that people need done. I'm very handy with everything from repairs to yard work, to painting...'
'Painting?' the woman jumped in.
'Oh, yes, Ma' am! I'm a very careful painter', Jimmy replied, his face brightening at the realization that she could provide him some work.
'I'll tell you what. My husband just bought some olive green paint last week to paint the porch out back, but we haven't had any time. If you can do a good job, then you can paint it before he gets home and surprise him'.
'Now, do a particularly good job and paint the trimmings white as well, and I'll pay you an extra bonus.'
'Oh yes, Ma' am, I'll do an excellent job!' She then told Jimmy where to find the paints around back in the garage.
A few hours later, Jimmy returns to the door. 'That was quick, did you do a good job?' the woman inquires.
'Oh yes Ma' am, two coats! But there's something you should know', Jimmy says.
'That car is not a Porsche, it's a Challenger!'




There was a Challenger R/T that was driving very slowly down the highway. A State Trooper pulls it over. "What have I done wrong, officer?" the woman driver asks.
"You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that," the officer says to the driver. "You must go at least 50mph."
"But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!" the woman replies.
"HA HA HA!" The officer laughs out loud. "That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn't the speed limit!"
The driver leans back in her car seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost.
"What happened to her?" the officer asks.
"I don't know, but she has been that way ever since we got off of Interstate 160."

 

Thanks for posting. I liked the last one best.

 

Hehehe... I love car jokes.

 

all really good...LOL

 

Very funny, and the best thing about car jokes is that you can change the make and model to suit the audience…

 

very funny, thanks!!

 

love the last one lolz!