How many sayings can we come up with for each manufacture without racial slur?
FORD
F’d over rebuilt dodge
F’d on race day
Fix or repair daily
Found on road dead

And my fav.
For off road driving. Because when you spell it backwards Driver Returns On Foot

Even Dodge/Mopar have a few:
Done over dam good enough
Moments of power are rare

Others?

 

Flip Over/Read Directions

 

speaking of FORD,how come Mustang owners glare at me?

 

Jealousy is a funny thing...

 

Move
Over
Power
Approaching
Rapidly

 

Truth in advertising...

 

Hmmm, got a few...

AMC - Always Mechanically Crap

BMW - Bowel Movement Wagon

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

DODGE - Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD... too numerous to mention

GMC - Generically Made Chevrolet

GTO - Gas, Tires & Oil

HONDA - Horrendously Overrated Nauseating Disgusting Automobile

HYUNDAI - How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import

IROC - It's Really Only a Camaro

JEEP - Just Everybody's Extra Parts

MAZDA - Miserable Attempt at a Zero Defect Automobile

MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust

OLDSMOBILE - Old Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PONTIAC - Poor Old Numbskull Thinks It's A Cadillac

 

Hell yeah!!! Thats me in the L.A. freeways.

 

Break
My
Wallet

Get
My
Checkbook

Got
Mechanic
Coming

 

Mopar. . . Most owners probably are retired