This is funny!
Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into The woods with
Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then He helped
her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then
Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is suchan
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the wo ods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy
started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy
was in the Army."
Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt