How about merging these two classic scenes...

You see a white SRT Challenger (Vanishing Point) tearing down the highway. Suddenly you see a sheriff's police car closing in with lights flashing and siren blaring. The Challenger pulls off to the shoulder of the road and out steps THE SHERIFF (a Jackie Gleason impersonator) who gives the driver a hard time about driving a race car (e.g., "What does SRT on that hood stand for?" Answer: "Street and Racing Technology." What do you call those stripes on the hood?" Answer: "Racing stripes," "What are those four piston Brembo brakes used for?" Answer: "Racing," "What's the top speed of this car?" Answer: "170 mph.," etc. "Exactly! I'm writing you up boy for driving a race car on a county road."