Another idea...
A young guy in a rice burner with a coffee can exhaust pipe walks up to a guy about to get into his SRT Challenger.
The Ricer driver says, "That got a Hemi? What'll do?" The driver invites him for a ride. The SRT is fired up and accelerates to 100 mph and then brakes to a complete stop in 16 seconds.
The Ricer, at first, is speechless with his eyes wide as saucers. Then he says, "Dude, I had no idea..." The announcer says, "Dodge introduces American muscle to a new generation- Challenger R/T and SRT."