I hear where you're coming from as I had to deal with two crappy local dealerships myself. I ended up pulling my deposits for an '08 with them and going out-of-state to order my '09. I've lost all trust in my local dealerships and will refuse to purchase a car from them for the foreseeable future if I can avoid it.

However, the tone of your post and your demands would immediately throw caution to the wind on my part if I were a dealer trying to make a sale. I would probably not email you because the sale would not be worth it if all communications would go similar to the tone of your post unless *everything* went your way. Just a bit of friendly advice. Go nuts on explaining how the other dealers were poor at service/selling, but if you want someone to extend their hand out and approach you to give you a sweet deal, you'd probably want to give off a more pleasant tone Sometimes it's not worth it to deal with a prospective client who will yell and complain with every communication as opposed to dealing with a client who comes later down the road and acts reasonably.