08s? Oh, yes. I vaguely recall reading in history books about those quaint, almost-turn-of-the-century cars. They were the Model Ts of the New Challengers. Archaeologists recently discovered one that some old fellow out in Arizona had in a garage he had turned into a shrine or a museum. Apparently, he never drove the car, just sat in it. He was long gone, of course, but there was a note found next to his bones saying he would sell the car for $25 billion. Unfortunately, it had never been driven, so everything on it was seized up. All the archaeologists could do was call in a scrap-metal dealer and have it hauled away. And then there are some of those old two-dimensional "moving pictures" of a long-haired man apparently trying to set the tires of one 08 on fire. Unfortunately, the "moving pictures" are so faded that you cannot even see what color the 08 was. And then there was that dentist in Michigan who bought one right before his evil plot to dynamite the Detroit water system's fluoride supply was discovered and he was hauled off to prison. Apparently, he was trying to drum up business to pay for the car. Too bad those 08 models were not modern like the all-new, up-to-date 2009 Challengers.
