If you really want attention take one of those $1000 bills and go to a strip joint with that baby pasted to your forehead.
ORIGINAL: Paladin06
Got an easy fix for those civilian pukes who ignore you. Go to your bank and get about 10 or 12 fresh $1000 bills. Walk into the dealership with them sticking out of you shirt pocket and annouce I am a disabled combat vet and want to buy a car. Who wants the honor of selling it to me?
You will get more then enough attention.