I was a social Challaholic 30 years ago then as we got deep into prohibition on gasoline (not early 20th century alcohol prohibition), I became a closet Challaholic.

For the past 3 years, since the pusher introduced me to the prototype drug Challenger, I've been hooked and willing to do whatever I need to to get my fix.

With a failed 2008 SRT order, I have put in orders for 2 - 2009 SRTs with a stick from 2 different pusher locations and although the mid May order is only a BX, my Mid June order from a location overfilled with pushers, has converted to a C status.

I feel the sweat from every orifice, and I heard families and friends talking about some intervention on my addiction.

I need my fix, now.

Eric

 

Now this is absolutely hillarious! Some of you brothers are just warped Challenger wise! I am wondering now if I have done the right thing in ordering my '09. Will I become one of these said characters with Challenger on the brain. My wife has already begun to suspect something strange about my personna.

 

Dang it... here I sit in front of the computer scoping out all the new Challenger information and wife keeps coming in "are you gonna sit at that computer all day"? Well... yeah as a matter of fact... what else would I do? Am I hurting anybody... no... am I out carousing... no... drinking... no... SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL? Look Ive been doing this day in and day out for two and a half years and all of the sudden its some big problem? Give me a break...
Well now she wants me doing something else... drinking, carousing... whatever, just something else. I need help... what do I do?

Anybody?

Please?

Help?? [&o]

I could really use some input here guys... from someone who understands...

 

You know your in trouble bro, when the old lady wants ya drinking instead. Perhaps you should make sure you have a bottle of Vodka, and a porn page up when she comes in.

Then you can say "look!" "It's not that Challenger, it's porn and I'm drunk"

 

Well, in desperation, you could go offline, have really great s_x with her, and then while she's asleep after, get back on the forum. We'll hang around for you. Does it take long?
Steve

 

Thanks Andre and steve for your advice that really help... as difficult as it was i was able to put together some time last night without caving to the Challanerism. With continued focus and work maybe I will be able to double that to 10, maybe 20 minutes without succumbing. But here I am back again.

Now she is demanding that I go to pick up some insulation and drywall mud so she can finish drywalling the garage for the new Challenger. If I go I will lose total contact with the Challenger world for 20-30 minutes... what shouldI do? How can I make it through? Any comforting words to help carry me through? What will I miss? Will you all still be here when I get back?

Im scared... [] Help... [&o]

 

Mopar, bring up the forum on your smart phone, that way you wont be out of contact! We will be here as the rest of us Challaholics need to be there for each other in these troubling times.

 

Consider the trip to Lowes as an adventure to see a Challenger on the road. You will find yourself keenly, acutely aware of your surroundings. Maybe you'll see one!!!

I wanted to clarify an item in your post...

SHE is drywalling the garage for YOUR Challenger?

We will be here for you...we will always be here...
Steve

 

Uhhh... apparently I was mistaken... I instead decided it would probably be better if I did the drywall today... at least thats what she told me...

Apparently she wasnt buying the fact I needed to track my Challenger all day either... [:@]

Thanks for being there though...

 

She needs to know.... Tracking a challenger takes ALL free time.

We dont do this simply because we want to..... We have to. It's a way of life......