RE: window drop feature when opening the doors
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RE: window drop feature when opening the doors
9:11 pm GMT, 18 degrees.
I think this was what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Idaho temperatures. 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Idaho plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Idaho sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Idaho drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Idaho gets "thicker". 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Idaho Falls people close their windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Blackfoot get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Idaho are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Pocatello people get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Idaho start saying...'Cold 'nuff fer ya?' 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Idaho public schools will open 2 hours late. |
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