Funny car stuff
08-29-2006, 07:42 PM
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RE: How to tell if you "took off" too fast!
ORIGINAL: TechmanBD
Got a Hemi?
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Got a Hemi?
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08-31-2006, 06:47 PM
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Don't run into a bag
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08-31-2006, 11:18 PM
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RE: Don't run into a bag
ORIGINAL: Jeremiah 29:11
She must have had a kitchen sink in the bag:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...50250197&hl=en
She must have had a kitchen sink in the bag:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...50250197&hl=en
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09-01-2006, 10:53 AM
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RE: Don't run into a bag
Yeah, I have seen that before, it is funny as hell. It looked like she fell a sleep standing up. The guy though deserved it, with the revving and constant honking.
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RE: Don't run into a bag
Thats what I thought. That lady seemed like she dosed off. You're right that he deserved it.
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09-01-2006, 04:21 PM
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Now this is funny!
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RE: Was His
I've seen the first one before but the second one is certainly good. LOL!
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RE: Funny car stuff
This line is taking way too long.
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RE: Funny car stuff
"Finally the gas line that I waited in during the 70s has ended." "Now what to choose, regular or unleaded."
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RE: Funny car stuff
Keep in mind I do not use this kind of language and I certainly appreciate what our police officers for our community,
but this was just too funny. I wish I had a picture of the expression on his face. LOL!
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----- While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket... $95.00
Court Costs.... $45.00
Look on Cop's Face.... PRICELESS
but this was just too funny. I wish I had a picture of the expression on his face. LOL!
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----- While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket... $95.00
Court Costs.... $45.00
Look on Cop's Face.... PRICELESS
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For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.