Thank you.
You're now known as a "co-conspirator".

 

Okay guys, you are certainly monkeying around now....co-conspirators in the monkey plot.

 

Ah! My secret is out. I'm just a really smart monkey who just finished college and can't get a job because I won't shave!

 

Sell out. It works every time. I had hair half way down my back and bangs down to my chest. The year I was graduating I cut it off, cleaned up and got a job.

Shave, get a clean hair cut, and land a job!

 

I've tried but my friends the chimp told me that roomers have been going around about me acting too much like a human, if I don't stop they will stone me except not with stones.

 

I know the feeling.......
Ever have one of those days that just brings ya to your knees?


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Tell me about it. Sometimes the urge is so overpowering I don't know what to do. I know I should be above it but I don't know if I have the strength. I first glace and I pray for God's help but sometimes I'm not sure if its enough. I look at its succulence and I don't know if I can resist having temped my eyes with its brightness and aroama. Then I beg for forgiveness as my will snaps. It's hopeless, I'VE GOTTA HAVE ANOTHER BANANA!!! But one isn't enough now that I broke the seal of my will, there like potatoe chips, once you've had one you have to have another after another after another until the whole tree is completely picked clean. I need to join BAA (Banana Adicts Annoymous).